Because apparently puberty needed a sequel.
 
Welcome to perimenopause and menopause — where your body has apparently decided to update its operating system without asking permission.
 
Hot flushes? Check.
Brain fog? Absolutely.
Walking into a room and forgetting why you're there? A regular occurrence.
Calling your children by the cat's name? We're not judging.
And don't even get me started on waking up in the middle of the night feeling like you've just completed the English Channel swim!
 
Introducing my #motherflushes Menopause Survival Kits; a collection of tongue-in-cheek gifts for women navigating the gloriously unpredictable world of perimenopause and menopause.
 
Will they magically fix menopause? Absolutely not.
 
Will they provide a few practical little accessories and, hopefully, a much-needed laugh? That's the idea!
 
Choose your level of menopausal mayhem! 🔥🤣
 
1. Not Today! #motherflushes — £20.00
 
The Starter Kit. For those days when your internal thermostat has apparently handed in its resignation.
 
Includes:
 
Handy storage pouch
Hand fan
Tweezers
Pocket mirror
Sleep mask
 
2. Not the Fog! #motherflushes — £37.50
 
For the woman who walked into the kitchen, forgot why she was there, made a coffee and then couldn't remember where she put it.
 
Includes everything in the Starter Kit, plus:
 
“Writing It Down! #motherflushes” ruled notebook
Pill box
Hand sanitiser
 
3. The #motherflushes Works — £78.00
 
For those days when your hormones have apparently organised a full-scale rebellion.
Includes everything in the Starter and Brain Fog Kits, plus:
 
Necklace with magnifying glass pendant
60ml individually prepared essential oil facial spray, subject to consultation and suitability
400ml travel mug
 
A little extra care goes into The Works:
 
The essential oil facial spray is prepared individually, following a consultation to check suitability, relevant health information, sensitivities and potential contraindications.
 
After purchasing The #motherflushes Works, you'll receive a consultation form to complete. I'll then arrange a short telephone consultation of approximately 15 minutes to review your answers before preparing your spray.
 
This helps me assess whether an essential oil blend is appropriate for you and select ingredients accordingly.
 
Please note: The spray cannot be prepared until the consultation has been completed and suitability confirmed. Essential oils are not appropriate for everyone. The spray is a cosmetic accessory, not a treatment for menopause or any medical condition.
 
Choose your colours! 
 
You choose:
 
Your preferred pouch base colour from the available options
Your preferred decorative decal colour from the available options
 
I'll take care of the rest!
 
The beaded charm and accessory colours and styles are selected from my available stock and may vary from the photographs.
 
I source the blank pouches and sleep masks, then prepare, cut and apply the decorative decals myself.
 
A gift for the woman who has everything; except her car keys, her train of thought and a reliable internal thermostat! 
 
Whether you're buying for yourself, a friend, sister, colleague or someone you love, these tongue-in-cheek menopause survival kits are designed to bring a little laughter to a sometimes bewildering stage of life.
 
#motherflushes — because apparently puberty needed a sequel! 💕